Archive - Scheer Nonsense

A Message to the DJ's From the World of John Wick

"Do Not Stop the Music (Even If Someone Dies)"

Jun 11

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March 2025

Laser Tag Rules We Regretfully Had to Put in Writing

A DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO PROPER BEHAVIOR IN THE LASER TAG ARENA

Mar 19

Questions My Kids Asked While Watching Zoolander

After years of watching reality TV, I find that watching movies and especially comedy movies open up a lot more questions than I’ve expected from my 8…

Mar 13

"Is it Time to Finally Stop Making the Donuts?"

A Message from Dunkin Donut's Fred

Mar 10

Lets Pretend it’s 2020 and have a Old Fashioned Live Watch of the Oscars

It will be like when Twitter was fun.

Mar 2

February 2025

Sea Animals I Could Definitely Beat Up (Part One)

Part of new series of Improvised Substacks based on readers suggested titles*

Feb 26

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